So i only updat meaningful events on here...and today I was at Cici's and I saw THE hottest chick. Tits pokin' out, hot face, everything.

Stole a car today.

Until lunch today, I had accomplished nothing interesting. It's been a long week. Although I was happy that I got to take a nap today. But then we go to lunch, and I'm out at my car with Parker and we see Jeanette standing by her new Scion TC. I went over to look at it. So I sat down in it, obviously. Then that little wave of orneriness came over me, and I said, "Hey Jeanette. Let me see the key for a sec." Bad idea. By this time, her little 'lunch date,' Analyse, was sitting in the passenger's seat. I started backing out, all the while Jeanette is standing there yelling at me, and I drive off. I was only going to go around the block, but Ana was like, "Uh, we're going to lunch." So I was like, "Alright, whatever..." So I call Parker and tell him and John to meet us at McDonald's and to bring Jeanette. Anyway, now the story gets boring and I ought to wrap it up. I "stole" a car today. It was a cool car. I'm going to Michael's football game tonight. Also, I am getting Kalli's anniversary present tonight, too. I doubt I blog anymore today. Later.

It's 10:15 on Wednesday morning...

...and I already have blogging material. This morning I came to realize that I didn't charge my phone last night. Genius, right? No. So then I go to school and Cody decides to steal my parking spot. Douche... Then Parker and I go on a hunt for orange Amps. Well, we couldn't find any at the gas station, CVS, OR Tom Thumb. Sucked. So we settled for the regular Mountain Dew flavored one. It was decent, but I had my heart set on an orange one. Needless to say, I'm feelin pretty good right now. Chapel went good. Lots of compliments. Then we played in the middle school chapel, too, and we even got compliments from Mrs. Clapp! Yeah, you heard me! As I sit here looking at my empty Amp can, I realize that it says 2 servings, and I drank both servings within a 30 minute time period. I'm in a very good mood. I love Wednesdays. All I have is Spanish (blow off class), Engineering (not a blow off, but still fun), and Bible (fun, informative, and relatively easy.) Then I go to church, and I'm seeing Kalli. Oh, I saw Kalli last night. That was fun. Oh, and I was cheesed off, too. Zach didn't show up. Wouldn't answer a call either. I'm definitely going to talk to Tim... Dude. Mr. St. John is weird...but he's hilarious. I started out wearing sneakers today, but by 10:00 I was longing for my boots. Glad I brought them. Ariat Heritage Horseman. Get some. Also, I don't have my knife. I forgot it in my Wranglers. I know you aren't supposed to have "weapons" at school, but I think it'd be fine for me. I'm not Josh Van Dyke. Today is Alan Turner's birthday...guess I should say happy birthday... Not sure what I'm doing for lunch. Probably working out. I hope so. Anyway, I'm sure I'll write another blog this afternoon. peace.

Golf, Lunch, and various other ramblings...

I HATE golf. Hate it. Everything about it. Its the dumbest sport ever invented. Hit a ball, chase a ball. Hit a ball, chase a ball. What kind of fun is that?!?! Oh, and it's expensive as balls too! It's just an all-around dumb game, especially when it cuts into things that I want to do that don't involve golf. For instance, this weekend we are planning to go to Tulsa, right? Well it's a 5 hour trip from Arlington to Tulsa, so it makes sense to leave Friday night and come back Monday night, right? Well, apparently not. Due to some STUPID GOLF TOURNAMENT, we have to wake up early Saturday morning, go to that, THEN we can leave to drive 5 hours to Tulsa. It's great for everyone else, because they get to sleep, but I have to drive. FML. Then we're spending the day there Sunday, and turning around and coming home Monday morning. Sounds great, huh? I absolutely hate golf. Not to mention the part where it's all anybody in our family ever talks about at home...I'm so tired of hearing about it... Anyway. First band practice for chapel tonight. I hope it goes swimmingly. I'm going to be pretty cheesed off if Zach Harris doesn't show up. Oh, and today, Alissa Wagner and Kellyn Grunwald come up to me at the end of lunch and they're all, "please please please take us to Sonic?" Apparently they left Kellyn's car there and walked back to school with someone, who ironically is Kalli's neighbor, and then they want me to rush over to Sonic to let them get the car. I'm like, "What the tit? I'm gonna be late!" Anyway, I wasn't late, but I was rushed. Oh well. Possibility of seeing Kalli tonight...we'll see. I'm gonna try to do this blog thing everyday, but I'll have to be coming up with funny, yet relatively clean stories for y'all. Oh. I found out today that Mr. Condo has driven the Auotbahn. Cody and I thought that was pretty cool. I wish my car went faster than 101 mph...the next car I get will go faster and be more pwerful. It will also be a truck. I'm thinkin an early-2000's F-150 or Silverado extended cab pickup. Oh, and I want four wheel drive. Looks cooler. And I want a V8. Never know when you might need that. Sometimes I wish I had it in Oklahoma. OH! One more VERY important thing it has to have- AIR CONDITIONING! This summer, I have grown to have a deep and unfaltering appreciation for A/C. At the begining I told Dad, "oh, it's fine. I can deal with it..." I was wrong. I would die without it. Sometimes I do WITH it. I really only was saying that, though, because that was the day I was leaving for Oklahoma by myself, and I really wanted to go and it put my trip in jeopardy. But I went, and it was an absolutely awesome experience. You know who I miss right now? Brittany Nicole Richardson. In fact, as soon as I publish this, I'm going to go find her BlogSpot. I went to it once and it was all pink. I'm sure it still is. I hope I can find some cool people on this thing. Anyway, as John would say, 10-4.

Wow. I honestly never realised how absolutely pointless spanish is. I hate it so much. Everybody that speaks spanish in america needs to speak english.

First "Blog"

Dude. What's a blog? I keep hearing about "blogs" and "blogging." I can't actually believe that there are people out there that care enough about an average person like me to take time out of their day to go read a "blog" about me, or anyone else for that matter. Seems kinda dumb, but whatever. Here we go. As I sit here typing this, I am in Michael Flint's Apologetics class. Coincidentally, this class has a blog, too, and you can guess why we all have to have an account on this strange world called BlogSpot...whatever... Most of my blogs will be my random thoughts, "profiling" thoughts, opinions about guitar and music, cool cars (mainly trucks), things that happen with Kalli and I, and various things I do with my friends and places I go. I can tell you right now that I will probably very rarely update this "blog," but here we go...